Rant? What rant? All Quiet on the Westminster Front
Throughout the streets and green spaces of Westminster prevails a civilised air of calm discussion, orderly interviewing, measured comments from the Old, Bold and Recently Failed: mature and statesmanlike negotiations to construct a workmanlike new government to accord with the enigmatically stated Will of the People.
**But hark! what's this we hear, echoing down Whitehall from the funnell entrance of Downing Street!
**can it be - surely not - yes, it is a RANT, a towering raging RANT, emanating from the the upper windows of No 10 - lo! it is he:
The Great Gordo [rantus horribilis] unelected in every way, the unelected labour leader, our unelected prime minister, the unelected hanger-on and squatter is boorishly, rudely and unconstitutionally sitting, Mugabe-like on his cabinet table; raising two fingers to the British people who roundly condemned his tenure of office in Thursday's polls.
The longer (too long already) the Cleggites allow this to continue by dilly and dallying in back rooms in shady 'liberal' ghettos, the lower will he and his 'party' sink in public estimation.
**But hark! what's this we hear, echoing down Whitehall from the funnell entrance of Downing Street!
**can it be - surely not - yes, it is a RANT, a towering raging RANT, emanating from the the upper windows of No 10 - lo! it is he:
The Great Gordo [rantus horribilis] unelected in every way, the unelected labour leader, our unelected prime minister, the unelected hanger-on and squatter is boorishly, rudely and unconstitutionally sitting, Mugabe-like on his cabinet table; raising two fingers to the British people who roundly condemned his tenure of office in Thursday's polls.
The longer (too long already) the Cleggites allow this to continue by dilly and dallying in back rooms in shady 'liberal' ghettos, the lower will he and his 'party' sink in public estimation.
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